Whiskers! Where the hell have you been!? Oh sure—blame your morning routine. You take a tongue bath on the half hour and wear the same tie every day!
ThFic Archive for November, 2010
Gentlemen, I think you know why I’ve called you all here today. America is going to war.
Good afternoon, Institute of Mad Science Graduating Class of 1994. As Introduction Man so aptly put, my name is Dr. Albert W. Wily, 1965 IMS Alumnus from the doctoral school of Themed Henching.
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