ThFic Archive for January, 2011

Structural Support Group


“Well, it’s a little after seven so I think we’ll go ahead and get started. Can everyone come over to the circle please? …I’m seeing a lot of new faces tonight, that’s great. I suppose I’ll just start with myself and then we can go around. My name is Chrysler B, and I used to be big.”

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I Did it All for Tanooki


Hi there, hello. Say, I know it says ‘Customer Service’ on that sign, but this is where you make returns, right? Oh, good! I was hoping you could help me. I’ve got a bit of a situation, you see.

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The Expendables


Hey, great job! Great job, Sidekicks! Bring it in, guys! Huddle up! Alright! Hey, not bad for a match against a Sci-Fi Division team! We almost got a touchdown this time!

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Deleted Scene from ‘Dark Knight’


LUCIUS FOX: Let me get this straight. You think that your client, one of the wealthiest, most powerful men in the world, is secretly a vigilante who spends his nights beating criminals to a pulp with his bare hands, and your plan is to blackmail this person? Good luck.

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Ninja in the Big City


“This City Council meeting is now called to order. Will the Secretary please read the minutes from last month?”

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