ThFic Archive for February, 2011

The Power is Yours

Power-Glove

Going once… Going twice… Sold! A beautiful antique compact disc player to the man in the blue unitard. A fine purchase, sir; the front desk will take your payment via frontal lobe scan at your convenience.

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New Coffee Shop Unique in its Baffling Failures

Gobias-Industries

Well, readers, if you thought last week’s review of Skip Church’s Bistro was the oddest culinary flop along Newport Beach, think again. The self-proclaimed “hip new coffee shop”, Gobias Industries, takes failure to a whole new level.

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Land Mass Melodrama

Reunite-Pangea

“The fourth assembly of the Reunite Pangea Movement is now called to order. Sound off: Africa!”

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