ThFic Archive for February, 2011

The Power is Yours


Going once… Going twice… Sold! A beautiful antique compact disc player to the man in the blue unitard. A fine purchase, sir; the front desk will take your payment via frontal lobe scan at your convenience.

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New Coffee Shop Unique in its Baffling Failures


Well, readers, if you thought last week’s review of Skip Church’s Bistro was the oddest culinary flop along Newport Beach, think again. The self-proclaimed “hip new coffee shop”, Gobias Industries, takes failure to a whole new level.

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Land Mass Melodrama


“The fourth assembly of the Reunite Pangea Movement is now called to order. Sound off: Africa!”

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