ThFic Archive for March, 2011

Darth Vader: Profile


About Me
Sex: Male
Parents: Shmi Skywalker, Midi-chlorians
Siblings: None
Relationship Status: Widower
Interested In: Jedi
Looking For: Networking
Current City: Partially Completed Space Station in Orbit Over the Forest Moon of Endor
Hometown: Mos Eisley, Tatooine
Religious Views: The Force
Political Views: Imperial Dictatorship

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Angels with Filthy Homes


“Jeezy Pete’s! There enough ice on these steps or what? ‘Bout broke my neck.”

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There Goes the Keyboard


“Well, well, well. What do we have here, D?”

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Enter the Soap Sculpture


“Ah yes, Little Popsicle Stick. I see you have chosen the strong and versatile pony bead. I sense your animal shall be one of great power. And what have you chosen as your binding agent?”

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“Whew. All right! Castle number twenty eight is finally done. And made entirely of obsidian. Hey Oinky. Come check out my latest castle.”

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