ThFic Archive for April, 2011

Chains You Can Believe In


My fellow denizens: I flail here today humbled by the task before us, grateful for the trust you have bestowed, mindful of the sacrifices borne by our prequels.

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Haters Gonna Hate, Hovers Gonna Hover


Are you living in the 2020s? Still riding that lame pink hoverboard your grandma bought you? Hello! Anybody in there? Ditch that heap and head to where hoverboarding is always a crime: the Hill Valley Hover Emporium! Located at the Lone Pine Mall just south of Clocktower Plaza on Skyway 48.

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A Bicycle Built for Seuss


“Good afternoon, Mr. Geisel. Welcome to the Central Patent Bureau. I’m Mr. Smith, head of the Patent Acceptance Committee. We understand you have something rather special you’d like to present for our consideration today?”

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Robot’s Got Flak


“Oh my god. Becky, look at that robot. It is so big. It looks like one of those anime guys’ robots. Who understands those Japanimation shows? They only ride around in it because it looks like a total MechWarrior. I mean, that robot—it’s just so big. I can’t believe it uses a giant sword. It’s out there. I mean, it’s grandiose. Look—it’s just so… vast.”

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