ThFic Archive for September, 2011

Tyrannosaurus Wrecks


Thank you for calling the Dinosaur Hotline. All of our Dinoperators are busy at the moment. Please hold.

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Quiet Riot


Hey, Smitty! What’s up, buddy?

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Hyrules of Engagement


“Yes. A hero’s strength flows from the Triforce. But beware of the Dark World. Anger… fear… monsters. The dark side of the Sacred Realm are they. Easily it transforms. Quick into a defenseless pink bunny it turns you. If once you start down the dark path, forever will it dominate your destiny. Consume you it will, as it did Ganon’s apprentice.”

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Indentured Inebriant


Y’know, my mother always told me, “Son, now don’t you go settlin’ for second best. Second best is fer nobodies and ne’er-do-wells.” And I never did. Hi, this here’s Jayne Cobb. And after a long day of thrilling heroics, you know I ain’t reaching for no ruttin’ second best brew.

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