“Hey, Todd! Over here!”
ThFic Archive for February, 2012
Hey, bub. I see you out there groomin’ your lawn. And I see that sorry excuse for a hedge trimmer you probably paid an arm and a leg for. Pal, you might as well be usin’ a spork to cut a porterhouse.
Good evening and welcome to the sixth annual Jack Palance Awards! Get ready for a star-studded evening of no-nonsense entertainment as we look back on the lives and careers of some of Hollywood’s most grizzled and world-weary actors!