Arty! Arty my man! Hey buddy, that was some kickass show you played last night. Did you see all of those fans? They were going nuts! Heh, get it? But seriously, those girls were crazy. I gotta know— did you hook up with anyone afterwards? Eh?
ThFic Archive for March, 2012
My fellow, non-player characters— the adventurer has failed us. When we gave him free reign of this fair land and our sprawling dungeons, the economy was in recession. He made it worse and he made it last longer.
“Man, I’m thirsty. I wish we had something to drink other than stupid old water.”