ThFic Archive for March, 2012

Almost Famous

Squirrel-Banjo

Arty! Arty my man! Hey buddy, that was some kickass show you played last night. Did you see all of those fans? They were going nuts! Heh, get it? But seriously, those girls were crazy. I gotta know— did you hook up with anyone afterwards? Eh?

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A New Trope

These-Arent-The-Dragons-Were-Looking-For

“So then I said, ‘Let me guess. Someone stole your sweet roll?'”

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NPC-SPAN

NPC

My fellow, non-player characters— the adventurer has failed us. When we gave him free reign of this fair land and our sprawling dungeons, the economy was in recession. He made it worse and he made it last longer.

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Obey Your Cursed

Oh-Yeah

“Man, I’m thirsty. I wish we had something to drink other than stupid old water.”

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Wookie Crisp!

Wookie-Cookies

Obi-Wan Kenobi sits at the holo-board in the Millennium Falcon’s lounge with R2-D2 and C-3PO. A sliding door opens and Luke Skywalker emerges looking bored.

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