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ThFic Archive for May, 2012
It’s time for the adventures of Reporter Man! By night, a simple superpowered champion for good. By day (and sometimes weekends), he transforms into the unstoppable Reporter Man. Faster than a speeding bulletin, more powerful than a four o’clock deadline, able to transcribe entire interviews in a single sitting! It’s a columnist… it’s a correspondent… it’s Reporter Man!
Good afternoon, madam. Welcome to Hitogoroshi Power Sports. Can I help you find something today?
“Hey hey! It’s Rowdy Rod in the morning, and you’re listening to D24.5. Let’s shoot on over to our Palaeosaurus in the field, Will ‘Whiplash’ Hartigan, reporting live from the Little Foot Watering Hole. What’s going on out there, Will?”