ThFic Archive for March, 2013

Award of Attrition

Decorated-Nerd

“Ooh! What’s that one for?”

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Altercation Reciprocation

Wrestling

Good evening and welcome to another exciting sportscast live from beautiful Arney Horse and Tack Arena in Branson, Missouri. As ever, I am Reginald D. Merriweather, your faithful commentator and you are tuned in to Monday Night Fisticuffs: Uncouth.

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Faileontology

Yoshisaurus

“Remarkable… just remarkable.”

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Rigor Endorsement

Zombie-Eat-Flesh

♫ bluesy rock riff ♫

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I’ll Grant Luck to You

Celtic-Knot

Close your eyes, make a wish
And don’t mind me stunted height
All them fairy tales was right
Just don’t you touch me gold
or I may bite

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