Its-Me-Mario

I played you on Nintendo back in ’93
Staying up late intent on finishing my spree
Because of you I was a high school absentee

Oh-a oh

All on one cartridge—Mario One, Two and Three
With better graphics and control technology
But that all changed when you switched over to 3D

Oh-a oh

No more side-scrollers

Oh-a oh

And dumb controllers

64 killed Mario All-Stars
64 killed Mario All-Stars

“Sunshine” came and broke my heart

Oh-a-a-a oh

My general interest slowly started to decay
Imagination was not now needed to play
Your pointy polygons looked awful, by the way

Oh-a oh

Can’t understand ya

Oh-a oh

Or turn the camera

64 killed Mario All-Stars
64 killed Mario All-Stars

Playing sports and driving cars
Why did you change? They’ve gone too far

Oh-a-a-a oh
Oh-a-a-a oh

(Instrumental Break)

64 killed Mario All-Stars
64 killed Mario All-Stars

Spawning spin-offs low and high
Waluigi needs to die
Childhood came and passed me by
I’ll just play my DSi

You are a Mario Star
You are a Mario Star

64 killed Mario All-Stars
64 killed Mario All-Stars…

It’s Me Mario at 80sTees