Cyclops

“Well, you’ve done it again, Odysseus.”

“Dude, Reggie, will you drop it already? I’m not any happier about this than you are.”

“First the war, then the poison flowers, and now this. That thing ate Mike and Eugene!”

“First of all, you hated Eugene. And secondly—”

“Look, Hank is coming back from the ship!”

“You made it! What did you find?”

“Well, the wreckage was pretty bad. Here’s all I could grab— an old poster, some Blu-Rays, and a handful of fun size Three Musketeers.”

“What happened to my Twix?”

“It was dark out there, okay? Maybe if you want to go risk your life—”

“Shh, shh, shut up! Do you hear that?”

“I think it’s coming back to the cave!”

“Quick, throw that stuff on the table, maybe it will distract him.”

Ugh, what a day. You would not believe the paperwork I had to— wait a tic. What’s all this then?

“Just some gifts for our benevolent host, sir.”

Aw, you shouldn’t have! Heh, I love this poster. ‘Hang in there, kitty.’ That’s going in my office for sure. And… Three Musketeers? I would’ve really preferred Twix.

“Told you.”

“Shut up, Reggie.”

New movies, sweet! These will look great on my new flatscreen! I was getting pretty sick of watching Caddyshack II every night.

“We were all getting pretty sick of it.”

“Shut up, Reggie!”

Let’s just pop this in here.

“Okay, here’s the plan. While he’s watching, we sneak out the back one by one, then see if we can salvage anything from the ship to get us off this island.”

FBI warning? C’mon, let’s go, let’s go.

“What movies did you grab, Hank?”

“I didn’t look, I just grabbed whatever I could.”

“Uh, Odysseus?”

Sweet, Avatar! I always wanted to see this!

“Please don’t tell me this is the special edition.”

‘Put on your 3-D glasses now’? Hey, what is this! Are you trying to mock my condition?

“No, your greatness, not at all! We didn’t know it was 3-D, I swear!”

I’m going to have to eat one of you now, just so you know.

“Well… I hear Reggie tastes like Twix.”

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