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WELCOME TO THE FAMICOM WILDLIFE PRESERVE SHOOTING RANGE

For your safety, we ask you comply with the following rules:

Always keep the muzzle of your Light Gun pointed downscreen.
Always keep your Light Gun unplugged until ready to use.
Always keep your finger off the trigger until ready to shoot.
Always use protective eyewear when sitting less than five inches from screen.
Never whip your Light Gun to the ground or at the screen in frustration.
(Refer to your brochure for colorful and inventive obscenities)

Always curb your bird dog and restrain him from giggling.
Only retaliate against your own bird dog.
(Please limit retaliation shots to twenty rounds per ragequit)

Clean up after your bird dog.
Observe the state-regulated daily limits:
DUCKS: 173/day
CLAY PIGEONS: 4/day

Unplug all Light Guns before leaving range.

Thank you for staying safe and helping keep your fellow range users safe. Have a fun shoot!

The Famicom Wildlife Preserve can not be held responsible for lost, stolen, or destroyed property. Failure to observe state law can result in a fine up to $2500 and/or jail time up to 30 days.

Famicom Department of Parks and Recreation

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