Word-Muncher

Tonight, on a very special episode of The Biggest Loser: Video Game Edition

“You’re asking too much! I can’t go another day without cherries!”

Contestants are pushed to the breaking point.

“Listen to me, Ms. Pac-Man. Do you really want to go home to your husband a quitter?”

“Just leave me alone, Jillian! Wacka wacka wacka!”

Tension mounts as the stakes are raised.

“Heavy, you could win a brand new M230 30mm chain gun. But first you must endure one hour without eating while locked in the Sandwich Room.”

“No! Sandvich make me strong!”

“Or you can double your prize by watching Kirby eat and spit them all into the incinerator.”

Ahhhh!

Family members will be pitted against one another.

“Team Muncher, you have fallen below the yellow line. Whoever fails to munch the most prime numbers or words that have a long ‘O’ sound as in ‘moon’, will go home tonight.”

And a trainer’s patience will be tested.

“What the hell is this? You’re eating a cactus!?”

“Yoshi!”

“Don’t give me that sob story! Did you come here to change your life or stuff your face?”

“Yoshi!”

That’s coming up tonight on NBC, after America’s Got Fatality Moves!

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