Camping-Is-Intents

Some people live in houses with a white or picket fence.
Some people have apartments where they have to pay their rents.
But I would say the shelters that would make the best of sense
Are simple, glorious tents!

Tents are splendid! Hallelujah!
Poles and pegs and canvas! Boo-yah!
Tarps and zippers! What’s it to ya?
I live inside a tent!

They helped us win the wars against the Brits and Robert Lee.
They’ll help you keep your spot when you’re in line for shopping spree.
They’ll even help you hide when you don’t want to climb a tree.
God bless our nation’s tents!

Tents are splendid! Hallelujah!
Poles and pegs and canvas! Boo-yah!
Tarps and zippers! What’s it to ya?
I live inside a tent!

I know that Jason Voorhees likes to slash them up a lot.
While digging for the Ark, the Nazis use them when they’re hot.
On Brokeback Mountain, cowboys pitch them with a single cot.
It’s all because of tents!

Tents are splendid! Hallelujah!
Poles and pegs and canvas! Boo-yah!
Tarps and zippers! What’s it to ya?
I live inside a tent!

The Hebrews used a special tent to talk to God inside.
When Moses found commandments, in a tent they would reside.
Indigenous inhabitants around the world abide
Exclusively in tents!

Tents are splendid! Hallelujah!
Poles and pegs and canvas! Boo-yah!
Tarps and zippers! What’s it to ya?
I live inside a tent!

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