Player One is my operator; I shall not demo.

He maketh me to duck down in green conduits: he leadeth me through anthropomorphic landscapes.

He restoreth my health: he leadeth me in the paths of powerups for novelty’s sake.

Yea, though I jump through the valley of the pits of lava, I will fear no obstacle: for thou art controlling me; thy extra lives and thy unlimited continues they comfort me.

Thou sanctioneth a franchise before me in the presence of mine competitors: thou anointest my investors with wealth; my copyright runneth over.

Surely perpetuality and fan loyalty shall follow me through all the incarnations of my character: and I will dwell in the reminiscence of Player One for ever.

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