Welcome to the team at Jerk Store Industries!

As part of the inventory management division, you’re responsible for keeping our jerk warehouses fully stocked, so that high-quality jerks can be quickly shipped to the more than 200 Jerk Stores around the nation.

You’re probably asking yourself, “But how can I be a successful Inventory Manager for Jerk Store Industries?” Great question. It’s easy! Our proprietary inventory account system will tell you exactly what jerks are out-of-stock. Your job is as simple as calling up to re-order those jerks, and entering your transaction into the system.

To assist you in the re-ordering process, we recommend using the following script:

“Hello, my name is [your name] with Jerk Store Industries. We’re currently running out of [name of jerk] jerks. I would like to order [number of jerks needed] jerks. Please deliver to the [your location] warehouse. Thank you.”

Remember: Be friendly! We at Jerk Store Industries take pride in our employees’ kindness and respectfulness.

What if you encounter problems during your phone call? Don’t worry! This guide is here to help. Just follow the directions when presented with these scenarios:

“We are currently out of stock on [name of jerk] jerks.” Simply ask when [name of jerk] jerks will be available again.

“We do not ship to [your location].” Provide an alternative Jerk Store Industries warehouse location.

“Hey George, the ocean called. They’re running out of shrimp!” Consult a supervisor.

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