Elmo-On-A-Boat

Oh boy! What’s Dorothy thinking about today?
It’s big, it floats on the water…
That’s right! It’s a boat!
Ha ha ha ha!
Now Dorothy wants us to sing the Boat Song! Let’s go!

Elmo’s on a boat!
Elmo’s on a boat!
Everybody look at Elmo ’cause he’s sailin’ on a boat!
Elmo’s on a boat!
Elmo’s on a boat!
Take a good hard look at the crayon-scribbled boat!

Elmo’s on a boat—it’s hand-drawn, can’t you see?
Straight flowin’ on a boat with his fish, Dorothy
Bustin’ Crayolas, wind whippin’ Elmo’s fur
You can’t stop Elmo’s boat ’cause it’s just a blur

Haters like to rip (rip)
Elmo’s verbal tick (tick)
We speak in third person tenses
‘Cause it’s so slick (slick)
Elmo likes to talk
In majestic plurals
You know a big royal “we”
Really gets the girls

Elmo’s gotta laugh at everything that he sees
All the parents try and make poor Elmo appease
They say he dumbin’ it down, even Grover agrees
He try to get on Elmo’s boat, Elmo say “Muppet, please!”

Elmo is cute and
Elmo’s a hoot and
That sketch we did with Katy Perry got the boot and
Elmo only warns once
Disrespect the falsetto
You’ll get thrown overboard
Elmo’s straight up ghetto

Everybody dance! Mr. Noodle in the house!

That ain’t a car! It’s a boat, Mr. Noodle! (Mr. Noodle)
That ain’t a plane! It’s a boat, Mr. Noodle! (Mr. Noodle)
Don’t take Elmo for a fool, Mr. Noodle! (yeah)
We gonna kick it old school, Mr. Noodle!

Hey ma, Elmo’s in his prime
Snatchin’ up all of Big Bird’s air time
The CT double-U knows how far he’ll climb
Elmo got this boat on the PBS’s dime

Yeah
Never thought Elmo would float
On a big red luxury boat
Jim Henson
Look at me
Ohh
Never thought Elmo would play
On a boat with his own soiree
Believe when Elmo say
Grouchland was so gay

Elmo’s on a boat!
Elmo’s on a boat!
Everybody look at Elmo ’cause he’s sailin’ on a boat!
Elmo’s on a boat!
Elmo’s on a boat!
Take a good hard look at the crayon-scribbled boat!

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