Bauer-Power

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This fall on FOX: You’ve watched Kiefer Sutherland on the hit show “24” as the hard-hitting anti-terrorism interrogator Jack Bauer. Now get ready to see Kiefer as you’ve never seen him before…

“You have no idea what you’re getting yourself into, Mr. Sutherland.”

“Why don’t you explain it to me? You’ve got five seconds.”

[Record scratch]

…disciplining America’s worst behaved kids!

“You can’t make us go to bed!”

“Yeah! You’re a poopy pants!”

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“Earlier today I shot my old partner, a friend of mine, because he tried to stop me from doing what I have to do. Don’t think for a second that I won’t do that to you.”

“B-but the s-sun’s still up…”

[Gun loading]

“GET ON THE FLOOR! DO IT NOW!”

[Fun rock riff]

You’ll laugh and learn along with the Andersons—just your average midwestern family with the naughtiest children you’ve ever seen! Will Kiefer Sutherland’s devil-may-care attitude be enough to set these kids straight?

“But I don’t wanna take a bath! I hate baths!”

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“You probably don’t think I could force this towel down your throat, but trust me I can… all the way.”

[Whimper]

“Except that I’d hold onto this little bit at the end. When your stomach starts to digest the towel, I pull it out—taking your stomach lining with it. Most people probably take about a week to die. It’s very painful.”

[Fun rock riff]

From the terrible twos to pre-teens, learn helpful tips on raising your kids the Jack Bauer way!

“Oh, hi Mr. Sutherland. I was just, uhh… going to the library?”

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“You’re a good liar, but I’ve seen better.”

[Gun loading]

“P-please, Mr. Sutherland! I just wanted to go to a party! Don’t kill me!”

“Who said anything about killing?”

[Fun rock riff]

Kiefer Sutherland is… “Special Agent Nanny”! After an all new “Edward James Olmos: Toddler Whisperer” on FOX!

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