Heart

Well, well. What have we got here?
That’s quite a noble career
Holding up that poor cashier
And now I’m in your way

You say it’s not my concern
Call me a freak as you turn
But very soon you will learn
This just is not your day

That gun you’re holding
Ripped out, now I’m scolding
Look on your face is golden
Where you think you’re going, buddy?

Hey, I just met you
You’re awfully flighty
But folks around here
Just call me Spidey
It’s past your bedtime
Where’s your nightie?
I like your switchblade
Just call me Spidey

Hey, I don’t suppose
Surrender’s likely?
Okay, your funeral
Just call me Spidey
You’re hanging upside down
Nice and tidy
So when the cops ask
Just call me Spidey

My web is handy in brawls
I stick to ceilings and walls
Some say I crack wise to stall
But I’m just mingling

My enemies are insane
Fighting them is a pain
They’re kidnapping Mary Jane
My sense is tingling

Woah! That was random
Super-powered madman
Holding New York ransom
What is with that getup, buddy?

Hey, I just met you
And you start fighting
Oh, if you’re wond’ring
Just call me Spidey
So it appears that
You shoot lightning
Well aren’t you special
Just call me Spidey

Hey, there’s no need to
Act high and mighty
So put that bus down
And call me Spidey
Your costume looks just like
Whitey tighties
I’m much more classy
Just call me Spidey

Before I got into this life
Bullies would hit me
A spider bit me
Super agility
And with great power comes a
Great responsibility
My great abilities
Bring great hostility

[instrumental break]

Well there’s a brief look
At my psyche
But never mind that
Just call me Spidey

Hey, I just met you
I’ll put this lightly
But you’re no Einstein
Just call me Spidey
You say I’ve met my match
That’s not likely
You’re going down, pal
Just call me Spidey

Before I got into this life
Bullies would hit me
A spider bit me
Super agility
And with great power comes a
Great responsibility
So don’t forget me
Just call me Spidey

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