GIRL: Gee whiz, am I ever bored!

BOY: You said it. Hey, you wanna play with my Matchbox cars? We could set up the track and race ’em.

GIRL: Nah, that stuff is for babies. Besides, those dumb toys don’t satisfy my adolescent lust for wanton carnage.

[Crazy guitar riff]

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Hey kids! Now you can rubberneck whenever you want with the Large Marge Action Playset™ from Alamo Toys™!

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BOY: Wow! It’s just like the worst accident I ever seen!

GIRL: Yeah! And it’s all over our room!

The Large Marge Action Playset™ comes with everything you see here!

GIRL: I’ll set up the turnpike and plug in the fog machine!

BOY: And I’ll fill in the crater!

♫Large Marge Action Playset!♫

Launch the spring-loaded ramp to watch Large Marge and her flaming eighteen-wheeler go barreling into the nitroglycerin plant! Push the effect buttons for realistic crash sounds and lights!

[Electronic explosion sound]

BOY: Wow! It sounds just like a garbage truck dropped off the Empire State Building!

♫Large Marge Action Playset!♫

And with the all new Large Marge Salvage Kit™, you can really get in on the action! Load Marge’s truck with bits of stew meat and ketchup and you can pull the driver’s body from the twisted, burning wreck!

GIRL: Wow! Just like that accident back in ’75!

BOY: I think I’m going to puke!

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Be sure to check out all of the exciting products from Alamo Toys™! There’s the Satan’s Helpers Brawl Bar™!

BOY: I say we hang him, then we kill him!

GIRL: I say we stomp him, then we tattoo him, then we hang him, and then we kill him!

The Angry Andy Bone Bat™!

BOY: Andy!?

GIRL: Rrrrrraaaaaaagh!


And the Bath-Time Francis Water Buddy™!

GIRL: Go ahead and scream your head off! We’re miles from where anyone can hear you! Hahahahaha!

Think we’re a bad influence? We know you are, but what are we? Alamo Toys™: a family company!

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