BAMF

Blue-skinned German, so determined
To make them understand
Yellow eyes, pointed smile
He’s just your average man
Acrobatic though quite erratic
Bamfing through the land
Teleportation in short duration
Tiny Bamfer in my hand

Mutant freaks out in the street
Blasting people where they stand
Turning back he just laughs
Witzeldorf was not this bad
A balding man tells him the plan
For a grand utopia
Now he’s drama in black pajamas
Fighting mutant phobias

But how can he be himself
Is he a demon or an elf
No one knows but can you hear me
When I say softly slowly

Hold me closer Tiny Bamfer
Count the smoke rings on the highway
Deck him out in crimson spandex
At least you won’t be called cliché

Hold me closer Tiny Bamfer
Martial arts for you is child’s play
Did you know your tail’s prehensile
That’s super awesome by the way

[instrumental break]

Blue-skinned German, walking sermon
Catholics aren’t that lame
Screw those hyped stereotypes
He doesn’t need your acclaim
Now Kurt Wagner, he’s staring daggers
Something is amiss
Tongue in cheek, enter Mystique
She’s your mom and Rogue’s your sis

But how can he be himself
Is he a demon or an elf
No one knows but can you hear me
When I say softly slowly

Hold me closer Tiny Bamfer
Count the smoke rings on the highway
Deck him out in crimson spandex
At least you won’t be called cliché

Hold me closer Tiny Bamfer
Martial arts for you is child’s play
Did you know your tail’s prehensile
That’s super awesome by the way

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