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Adult Mutant Ninja Turtles
Adult Mutant Ninja Turtles
Adult Mutant Ninja Turtles
Grown-ups in a half-shell
Mature power!

They’re the world’s most middle-aged team (I hurt my hip!)
Tried on their high school jeans and tore a seam (Wow—what a rip!)
When the evil Shredder expired
These Turtle guys gave up and retired

Adult Mutant Ninja Turtles
Adult Mutant Ninja Turtles

Splinter died and now they’re retirees (Get a Medicaid app!)
Leonardo reads, Donatello runs XP (Nasdaq’s down! Crap!)
Raphael can’t work cell phones (It’s turned off!)
Michaelangelo has to pay back loans (Madoff!)

Adult Mutant Ninja Turtles
Adult Mutant Ninja Turtles
Adult Mutant Ninja Turtles
Grown-ups in a half-shell
Mature power!

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