Jawesome

In a quiet American town…

[WELCOME TO ROCKPORT]

“I think you’ll like it here.”

…one broken family…

“School sucks! I never wanted to move here in the first place.”

“Give it time, sport, I’m sure you’ll make some friends soon.”

“You’re not my real dad!”

…will discover a deadly secret.

“Have you seen Phillip?”

“I thought he was with you!”

“Is that blood?”

“Phillip!”

And the one creature terrorizing a family…

“I’m going to kill that damn shark!”

“Please don’t swear in front of my son!”

“He’s our son now, Judith!”

…may be the only thing that can save them.

“Looks like you folks could use a party!”

Just take those old records off the shelf!

“That thing is your friend?”

“No, mom… He’s my best friend.”

He’ll bring a family together…

“I’m not letting a murderous shark live in my house!”

Our house. It’s our house… dad.”

…as long as he doesn’t rip them apart.

“He tried to eat me last night!”

“Sorry, Mr. Crenshaw, I thought you were chum.”

“Sounds like somebody needs to get back on his diet!”

Hey now, you’re an all star, get your game on, go play.

It’s the story of a boy…

“The older kids have been picking on me at school.”

“Don’t worry about it, Phillip, I’ll take care of everything.”

…and his best friend.

“Shark, do you know anything about those missing children?”

“Can’t say that I do, Mr. Crenshaw, but I don’t think I’ll be having any extra dessert tonight.”

This summer… you’re going to need a bigger heart.

I’ll send an S.O.S. to the world.

“Y’know, I think I’m going to like it here in Rockport.”

“Me too, Phillip… me too.”

Matthew McConaughey is…

Jawesome.

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