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Congratulations! You are now the proud owner of your very own Super Fun-Time Famicart™ personal mobility unit.

This is the Menu Index of the Owner’s Instructional Encyclopedia. Here you will be directed to extensive libraries of multi-lingual volumes detailing the assembly (Volumes 1-14), maintenance (Volumes 15-41), and upkeep (Volumes 42-67) of your new Super Fun-Time Famicart™.

Before we begin, let’s go over ten simple safety tips you’ll want to keep in mind while enjoying your Super Fun-Time Famicart™.

  1. Never operate your Super Fun-Time Famicart™ while under the influence of alcohol, recreational substances, or any kind of prescription medication.

  2. Never operate your Super Fun-Time Famicart™ without its detachable steel roll cage and without first securing your helmet and safety harness.

  3. Never operate your Super Fun-Time Famicart™ with a back passenger as there is no rear safety harness. Being thrown from your Super Fun-Time Famicart™ will result in serious injury or death.*

  4. Never throw projectiles from your Super Fun-Time Famicart™.

  5. Never operate your Super Fun-Time Famicart™ while texting, playing handheld games, or eating foods with lubricated peels or sharp protrusions.

  6. Never operate your Super Fun-Time Famicart™ on narrow ledges, bridges, ramps, cobblestone, wood planks, or in water, sand, or molten rock.

  7. Never operate your Super Fun-Time Famicart™ on light refracted from a prism.

  8. Never bank too hard left or right in your Super Fun-Time Famicart™ as this may put excessive strain on the axles, throwing showers of combustible sparks.

  9. While in use, never remove your hands from the steering wheel of your Super Fun-Time Famicart™, especially during victory laps.

  10. Never suspend your Super Fun-Time Famicart™ from fishing line.

But most importantly, never forget… to have FUN! In just a few short hours**, you’ll be driving in the fast lane! If you require assistance or have any questions, please call our heavily-tolled 24-hour hot line listed on the back of this volume. And again, thank you for purchasing the Super Fun-Time Famicart™ personal mobility unit.

* Super Fun-Time Famicart™ cannot be held responsible for any injury or loss.

** Actual assembly time will vary.

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