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$200 ROOMMATE WANTED (NORTH ATLANTIC)

Ship or submarine roommate wanted for 2 bedroom apt. to cover half of rent and utilities.

Apartment is in the Bermuda district of Atlantic Ocean. Building is 170 million years old, but in good condition. Neighborhood is nice and quiet, almost completely devoid of non-microbial life and rescue boats.

$200 per month covers your share of rent, gas, and cable. Rent is paid at the start of each month. No deposit. I’ve got a futon.

Email me if you’re interested. I’m a pretty laid-back, non-cryptozoological dude. Seeking 50 – 100 foot ironclad, but would accept other vessels as well. Full crew of sailors is recommended, but not required. Potential roommate must love rock music and briny deep.

Landlord doesn’t allow beacons or distress signals, so don’t bring them along.

  • Location: Bermuda Triangle, Atlantic Ocean
  • it’s NOT ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interests

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