Van-Helsing

Uh!
Oh yeah!
Ah-huh!

Oh snap! What’s that sound?
Here he comes, white wig and red gown
Hot damn, pimpin’ the Carpathians
Relocate in stealth to the Commonwealth

Don’t ya know undead aren’t welcome here?
You better watch your back
I’ll get you!

Dracula, Dracula-ah
Dracula, Dracula-ah

Ain’t nothin’ like it, a nautical trek
Stowed away for a day, now he’s tearin’ out necks
En route, scoutin’ mental institutes
Got a game plan: find a babe who’s real cute

Couldn’t you do this in Romania?
You ate my friends, you jerk
I’ll stake you!

Uh-oh!

Dracula, Dracula-ah
(Wow!)
Dracula, Dracula-ah-ah-ah-ah-ah
(Whoo!)

[guitar solo]

Yeah, you’re not foolin’ anyone tonight
I can barely see your reflection in that mirror
Ahh, I think I’ll reach for a table leg and ease your passing

I’m runnin’, he’s flyin’
Right behind him with a pitchfork posse now
And we nab him, and we stab him
Heads are flyin’, guess who’s dyin’ now

Dracula, Dracula-ah
Dracula, Dracula-ah-ah-ah-ah-ah
Dracula, Dracula-ah-ah-ah-ah-ah
Dracula!

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