So then I tell her, Lloyd, I tell her we’re gonna make a new rule. I tell her if she hears me typing or… Oh, hey there. Didn’t see you sidle up to the bar. Did Grady let you in?

Ah, you’ll have to excuse my… current state of being. You could say I’m in a bit of a slump at the moment. I guess when you’ve got as much on your mind as I do, you need help smelling the roses from time to time.

That’s why at the end of the day, when the walls of my life start closing in around me, when my wit is at its utmost end, when my last nerve is stretched to the point of snapping… I reach for a smooth and comforting glass of Red Rum Brand Bourbon. Aged thirty years right here in Sidewinder, Colorado. Single malt, smooth finish, forty percent alcohol by volume. I tell ya, it doesn’t get much better than this.

One sip, and you’ll forget all about the demands of life, the stress of the day, the murderous voices in your head. They put up a good argument, sure. But between work and family, who’s got the energy to pursue a hobby, am I right? Like me, you can rediscover your sanity at the bottom of a snifter of Sidewinder’s own Red Rum Brand Bourbon.

It’ll stave off your most homicidal tendencies, easing your psyche back into a golden wash of pent-up rage. You can take ol’ Jack’s word for it—all work and no play makes Red Rum anything but dull.

Red Rum Brand Bourbon: You’ll take a shining to it!

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