DJ-Leia

This one is for the Moffs in the solar system
Flag ship, lightspeed with the coolant system
When they come up into range, they be blazin’ up
Got a Sith on deck so they bravin’ up

Tarkin’s cold, he’s old, his hair got some hold
He charge lasers and he got me in his control
Now Al-der-aan is kind of gone
I’m chillin’ in my cell ’til this smuggler Han

Gave Imperials the slip, slip; sprung me from the ship, ship
When he makes a quip, quip; punch him on the lip, lip
Not the kind of way that you wanna talk
And yes I’ll go back to detention block

I said excuse me, you’re one hell of a jerk
I mean my, my, my, my are you herdin’ some nerfs?
I mean, your friend died and you’re shootin’ down TIEs
You’re like ruder than that thing with the tentacle eye— Oh!
Yes I did! Yes I did! Somebody please tell him who the “eff” I is!
I am Princess Leia, I coup them dudes up
March troops up and shove the boots up

Boy you got my starship runnin’ away
Looks just like a moon but it’s coming your way
Can’t you see that boom badoom boom boom badoom Moon Base?
They got that Super Base
Boom badoom boom boom badoom Moon Base
Yeah it’s that Super Base
Boom boom boom boom, boom boom boom boom
Moon moon moon moon, moon moon moon moon
Boom badoom boom boom badoom Moon Base
They got that Super Base
Boom badoom boom boom badoom Moon Base
Yeah it’s that Super Base

This one is for the boys down at Echo
Guys in orange got me screamin’ falsetto
Han could ball with the Rogues but he’s Solo
Start to thinkin’ I could get with that fo’ sholo

And I think I like him better with the furry coat on
He ain’t even gotta wash off all the Tauntaun
He just gotta flash me that smile, when he flash me that smile
Then the jumpsuit’s comin’ off, off— uh

Excuse me, you’re a scoundrel, it’s true
You know I really got a thing for nice men who aren’t you
I mean… sigh, puppy-dog eyes
I can tell the Force is strong with your romantic side— Oh!
What a scene! What a scene! Somebody please tell him that my hands ain’t clean!
I am Princess Leia, I coup them dudes up
March troops up and shove the boots up

Boy you got my starship runnin’ away
Looks just like a moon but it’s coming your way
Can’t you see that boom badoom boom boom badoom Moon Base?
They got that Super Base
Boom badoom boom boom badoom Moon Base
Yeah it’s that Super Base
Boom boom boom boom, boom boom boom boom
Moon moon moon moon, moon moon moon moon
Boom badoom boom boom badoom Moon Base
They got that Super Base
Boom badoom boom boom badoom Moon Base
Yeah it’s that Super Base

See I tend to swoon for men who go astray
No, no, no, no, no more shades of gray
No, no, no, no, Greedo shot delays
Boy you got my starship runnin’ away
Don’t you see that Moon Base comin’ your way?
Oh it be like boom badoom boom boom badoom Moon Base
Can’t you see that boom badoom boom boom badoom Moon Base?

Boy you got my starship runnin’ away
Looks just like a moon but it’s coming your way
Can’t you see that boom badoom boom boom badoom Moon Base?
They got that Super Base
Boom badoom boom boom badoom Moon Base
Yeah it’s that Super Base
Boom boom boom boom, boom boom boom boom
Moon moon moon moon, moon moon moon moon
Boom badoom boom boom badoom Moon Base
They got that Super Base
Boom badoom boom boom badoom Moon Base
Yeah it’s that Super Base

DJ Leia at Tshirtbordello