Darth-Dance

About Me
Sex: Male
Parents: Shmi Skywalker, Midi-chlorians
Siblings: None
Relationship Status: Widower
Interested In: Jedi
Looking For: Networking
Current City: Partially Completed Space Station in Orbit Over the Forest Moon of Endor
Hometown: Mos Eisley, Tatooine
Religious Views: The Force
Political Views: Imperial Dictatorship

Bio

this is the only thing i still update these days so sorry for the old stuff. im really into anita ward right now. theres this little club on nar shaddaa that plays her albums back to back on fridays. youll see me out there once in a while. i really miss my fav bar on coruscant back before those twi’leks converted it to a coffeehouse. anyone else remember that light-up dance floor they used to have? its the one in my profile pic (that was back before i bulked up rofl). someone should start a fan page. been real busy lately. boss has this super involved plan to finally pwn the rebels. i have to oversee construction of a shield generator on the surface next week. hope the locals have a kickin nite scene. txt me if you wanna hang. peace.

Favorite Quotations

“You can’t choke inflation, dude.”
–Firmus Piett

“Kessel Spice is a hell of a drug.”
–Wilhuff Tarkin

“Disco is music for dancing, and people will always want to dance.”
–Giorgio Moroder

Education and Work

Employers: Galactic Empire

Grad School: Sith Apprenticeship

College: Jedi Academy

High School: Mos Eisley High (Go Fighting Womp Rats!)

Likes and Interests

Activities: Bringing Order to the Galaxy

Interests: Vacuum-Sealed Helmets, Dancing, Clubbing

Music: Anita Ward, Bee Gees, Earth Wind and Fire, Van McCoy, Donna Summer, Barry White and the Love Orchestra, The Supremes.

Books: Dune

Movies: Saturday Night Fever, Boogie Nights, Dune

Television: Dune

Contact Information

Website: http://www.jediroundup.gov

Email: ani_get_your_lightsaber@jediroundup.gov

Facebook: facebook.com/darth.vader

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