Darkside-of-Disco

At first I was humane, I was bona fide
Kept thinking I should never give in to my darker side
But then I spent so many nights
Thinking how I had been wronged
And I grew strong and now I have a cool theme song

So now I’m back from outer space
You look upset to hear my breath from this black mask upon my face
You should have shown me some respect
You should have honored my beliefs
‘Cause now your airways are constricted just for aggravating me

Go on now go, get back to work
You’ll do my bidding
It’s just one of many perks
Weren’t you the one who botched the Hoth assault surprise?
Did you think I’d pardon?
Did you think I’d let you justify?

Oh no not I, I’m no Jedi
Oh as long as hatred gives me strength I’m happy to comply
Evil deeds are my routine
I’m less man and more machine
I’m no Jedi, I’m no Jedi
Hey hey

[instrumental break]

It took all the strength I had just to make the switch
Kept thinking back when I was forced to be Kenobi’s bitch
And I was sick of bein’ the butt
Of every Jedi Master’s joke
I used to cry, but now those tear ducts have gone dry

And you see me, dark and pristine
I’ve got a brand new tricked out body care of Palpatine
And now my talents have a use
And my life is full of zeal
Even though I can’t survive outside my suit’s hermetic seal

Go on now go, get back to work
Don’t make me angry
I am not your average jerk
Weren’t you the one who let the Falcon slip on by?
Did you think I’d pardon?
Did you think I’d let you justify?

Oh no not I, I’m no Jedi
Oh as long as hatred gives me strength I’m happy to comply
Evil deeds are my routine
I’m less man and more machine
I’m no Jedi, I’m no Jedi
I’m no Jedi…

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